I speak Engrish, and you?
Hey I'm Asian so I can make fun of my people! hehe. Here are some hilarious pics (and unfortunately real) from Engrish.com, a site that I've been visiting for years now.
 If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands...crap crap
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands...crap crap
Everybody sing with me...

I ruv my groundpa and groundma! Do you?
 It's buy one get wan flee! Prus flench flies!
It's buy one get wan flee! Prus flench flies!
Now will you ruv me rong time and leave me a comment please?
 If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands...crap crap
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands...crap crapEverybody sing with me...

I ruv my groundpa and groundma! Do you?
 It's buy one get wan flee! Prus flench flies!
It's buy one get wan flee! Prus flench flies!Now will you ruv me rong time and leave me a comment please?
 
Comments
I love that website too, even though I'm Latina and not asian.
it reminds me of a person,who has excellent oral skills but totally poor in written (spelling skills)
he wrote: 'buttered wife' instead of, battered wife LOL
I soo needed a laugh this morning. Oh and I came by for my coffee. ;)