tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post114370497443493492..comments2023-11-05T02:39:15.074-06:00Comments on SugarMyBowl.com: Oohlala - A Vibe Contest!MJ Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11464172189697890991noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1144095945532194472006-04-03T15:25:00.000-05:002006-04-03T15:25:00.000-05:00mama kelly - write wing nut -- these are great st...mama kelly - write wing nut -- these are great stories...I will be announcing the winner tomorrow- so please check back by tomorrow. Good Luck!MJ Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11464172189697890991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1144088810483596562006-04-03T13:26:00.000-05:002006-04-03T13:26:00.000-05:00Okay, here's my story:My husband and I went out to...Okay, here's my story:<BR/><BR/>My husband and I went out to celebrate our anniversary. We never have any privacy at home, especially since our son at that time always wanted to sleep in our room.<BR/><BR/>We went out to dinner and then miniature golf and by the end of the night, we were both thinking that it sucked we would go home and most likely be interrupted when the "real" celebration took place.<BR/><BR/>Sooo...we get the idea of getting a hotel room.<BR/><BR/>We go to the hotel, check in, go up to the room, do the deal, and come down about an hour later to check out.<BR/><BR/>I was so nervous, because it was the same lady at the desk as when we checked in.<BR/><BR/>I stood off to the side, looking at brochures and stuff as my husband boldly went up to pay.<BR/><BR/>"Um..was there anything wrong with the room?" the lady asked.<BR/><BR/>"No," my husband said calmly, no other explanation given.<BR/><BR/>She looks over at me, looks at him, turns red, and says, "Oh." Then procedes to check us out.<BR/><BR/>I swear she thought I was a hoooker or something!! But it was well-worth it, lol!BlondeBloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00270789532680321669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143920511002484402006-04-01T13:41:00.000-06:002006-04-01T13:41:00.000-06:00actually my best story related to interrupted sex ...actually my best story related to interrupted sex is not related to my having children ....<BR/><BR/>however, the following exchange, or similar, has occured more than once<BR/><BR/>We settle the girls in front of a movie and say that we need to go talk about something and we'll be back in a few minutes<BR/><BR/>things start to get moving and<BR/><BR/>KNOCK KNOCK mom dad what are you doing in there?<BR/><BR/>nothing ... umm ... we're just talking .... we'll be out in a minute<BR/><BR/>(get back to business for about 30 seconds)<BR/><BR/>mom dad are you done yet?<BR/><BR/>ummm honey ... were ummmm talking about something, we'll finish faster if you don't interrupt<BR/><BR/>but why is the door locked?<BR/><BR/>because we're talking about ummm grownup things and we need privacy<BR/><BR/>oh okay<BR/><BR/>(resume for 30 seconds)<BR/><BR/>mom dad<BR/><BR/>YES<BR/><BR/>can we have a snack<BR/><BR/>yes sure have whatever you want just stop knocking on the doorMama Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678988558532254054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143839862218190702006-03-31T15:17:00.000-06:002006-03-31T15:17:00.000-06:00LZBlogger -lol!J's Mommy - No afternoon delights f...LZBlogger -lol!<BR/><BR/>J's Mommy - No afternoon delights for you? hehe<BR/><BR/>WriteWingNut - Looking forward to your entry.<BR/><BR/>Pajama Mama - LOL...Once I placed a bid on your blog because I loved it so much, so after bidding, I made myself comfy and read thru your blog and posted a comment. Glad to have found you!<BR/><BR/>Valerie - That was a mood killer I'm sure...hehe... more like birth control! hehe<BR/><BR/>Mama Grouch - Is that why you are so grouchy? hehe kidding<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the comments guys!MJ Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11464172189697890991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143826205785947622006-03-31T11:30:00.000-06:002006-03-31T11:30:00.000-06:00Sex? Sex? We don't do no stinkin' sex around here...Sex? Sex? We don't do no stinkin' sex around here...Mama Grouchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01775490363565369874noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143773352711545562006-03-30T20:49:00.000-06:002006-03-30T20:49:00.000-06:00Terrell is only 3 but we have put him in the livin...Terrell is only 3 but we have put him in the living room with a elmo video on and the baby gate locked and snuck into his room. He had a futon in his room at the time, it sucked though because he stood at the gate calling to daddy and crying. Now we wait until he is asleep or we let him play on the computer for a quickie.Valeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04814430990899836829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143773224666019482006-03-30T20:47:00.000-06:002006-03-30T20:47:00.000-06:00You know what's funny?? I was here earlier checki...You know what's funny?? I was here earlier checking out your contest becuase you left a comment on my blog. Then I go to BE to place a bid for my space and you put a bid in. I accept it because I almost always accept the first bid I get. Then I come here and realize it's YOU!<BR/><BR/>Small blogosphere, huh? Do you serve drinks in this joint?!?!CJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17249948212196131574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143772370034853932006-03-30T20:32:00.000-06:002006-03-30T20:32:00.000-06:00Oh, this sounds like fun! And boy do I have some ...Oh, this sounds like fun! And boy do I have some stories to share! Will be away tomorrow but will try to get it in asap.BlondeBloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00270789532680321669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143768888038567502006-03-30T19:34:00.000-06:002006-03-30T19:34:00.000-06:00Oooh, the contest sounds like fun. Unfortunately, ...Oooh, the contest sounds like fun. Unfortunately, my hubby and I only 'do it' while J is napping. I might have some stories though when she stops napping in the afternoon. Although it's more likely we just won't do it in the afternoon anymore! ;)Stacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00753648076473629206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143759137090435252006-03-30T16:52:00.000-06:002006-03-30T16:52:00.000-06:00I would love to come up with a great story here bu...I would love to come up with a great story here but alas... the memory it not what it once was! <B>What was the question again?</B> Te he! ~ jb///LZ Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06020844948637658050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143759049416650802006-03-30T16:50:00.000-06:002006-03-30T16:50:00.000-06:00Mommy on the verge - that is so close to our many ...Mommy on the verge - that is so close to our many lil rendezvous (or quickies)so I had to read it to my husband...he was crackin' up so much!MJ Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11464172189697890991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143758920039496622006-03-30T16:48:00.000-06:002006-03-30T16:48:00.000-06:00debbiecakes - Did I shock yah? hehe...your last wo...debbiecakes - Did I shock yah? hehe...your last words on seinfeld should be made into a car sticker or Do not disturb knob hangers...heheMJ Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11464172189697890991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143758843761000022006-03-30T16:47:00.000-06:002006-03-30T16:47:00.000-06:00I haven't had sex in so long that I don't think I ...I haven't had sex in so long that I don't think I can even remember...sometimes being a single mom sucks. :)<BR/><BR/>PLUS I don't even have any fun stories~~my ex-boyfriend and I used to take a shower together whenever we needed some lovin'...because the bathroom door was the only one with the lock. :)Shannon akaMontyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00379928121511251819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143758536651808102006-03-30T16:42:00.000-06:002006-03-30T16:42:00.000-06:00Now, if I could MAKE-UP a story, it would be so mu...Now, if I could MAKE-UP a story, it would be so much better, but this isn't my creative writing class, so here is my okay 'don't wake up the baby story'<BR/>After putting our baby down (way back when) I didn't want us to wake her, because she was one of those very difficult babies to put to sleep. So, we um...started to do...*things* and things started to get loud, so I kept stopping. Husband was not happy about this, so rather than giving up I said, okay, let's go to the living room. Now, we lived in a very small condo at the time, so our dog's kennel was in our tiny living room as well as where I cats slept. So, I laid a big blanket down on the carpet and I said 'okay, let's start up again.'<BR/>Husband says 'I can't do it with the dog staring at us.' 'Well, I said, 'if we put her in our room and shut the door, she will start whining.'<BR/>Husband did not want to go without at this point, so he looked at me, he looked at our dog who was now wagging her tail thinking we were here to play, and then he took the tablecloth off the table and put it over her kennel and locked her in.<BR/>So, we 'hurried' and did the *eh hem, nasty* and when we were done and laying there, we felt we were being stared at...yes, our Siamese Himalayan cats had woken up from the couch and were now perched near the blanket, blinking at us with their huge blue eyes, thinking with their cat attitudes probably thinking 'YOU WOKE US UP FOR THAT?<BR/>Okay, that's my story! Great idea for a contest!Mom on the Runhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08399432097547451366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143758295617461462006-03-30T16:38:00.000-06:002006-03-30T16:38:00.000-06:00Yowza, SugarMama! Had no idea it was that kind of...Yowza, SugarMama! Had no idea it was that kind of blog!<BR/><BR/>Well, hate to be the wet blanket, but we've been lucky enough to avoid those walk-in moments with a lock on the door. (Boo! Hisssss! overheard from the audience)<BR/><BR/>Anyhoo, thanks for stopping my blog, I love to see new "faces" or little pictures next to our names as out identity!<BR/><BR/>Last words:<BR/><BR/>"If the van is a rockin', don't come a knockin'!"<BR/><BR/>-SeinfeldDebbie Cakeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12582283026378491815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143757039841351152006-03-30T16:17:00.000-06:002006-03-30T16:17:00.000-06:00reluctant wife and sassy -- glad you guys stopped ...reluctant wife and sassy -- glad you guys stopped by anyway, maybe you guys can help me vote :-)MJ Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11464172189697890991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143756839569912602006-03-30T16:13:00.000-06:002006-03-30T16:13:00.000-06:00Awww man! Unfortunately I don't have a story eith...Awww man! Unfortunately I don't have a story either....I'm kidless. Too bad because the O'Gee-Gspot vibe looks like tons-o-fun!<BR/><BR/>This is a good idea though! I'll keep checking back to the other stories!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143754528879956742006-03-30T15:35:00.000-06:002006-03-30T15:35:00.000-06:00No stories, funny or otherwise from my end, The Bo...No stories, funny or otherwise from my end, The Boy is a good sleeper so no worries there.<BR/><BR/>I think this is a great idea for a contest. I'll be checking back!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143753081112613562006-03-30T15:11:00.000-06:002006-03-30T15:11:00.000-06:00Nertnie! Welcome to my blog! You always manage to ...Nertnie! Welcome to my blog! You always manage to crack me up in LM and now here. Naked wrestling sounds like a good story to use on the little ones, I hope to keep that in mind when it ever happens to me. Thanks for your entry!<BR/><BR/>Also----u should really start blogging (if u haven't already) because you have a way with storytelling!MJ Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11464172189697890991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143752559367210802006-03-30T15:02:00.000-06:002006-03-30T15:02:00.000-06:00Hrmm.. k... my humourous story: When the little gu...Hrmm.. k... my humourous story: <BR/>When the little guy (who is now a strapping 16-yr-old who towers over me) was about 2 or 3, he wandered into the bedroom one night - all bleary-eyed and tousled hair. <BR/>"Whatcha doin', Mommy?"<BR/>"Erm.. We're wrestling." <BR/>"Why aren't you wearing clothes?" <BR/>"We got hot." <BR/>"Why are you on top, Mommy?" <BR/>"I'm winning!" <BR/>He left the room...his father and I giggled a bit.. until he came back a few minutes later... wide-eyed.. and said, "I know what you're doin' Mommy! You're SEXING!"<BR/>Laughing that hard not only kinda spoils the mood - but it makes things pop out rather suddenly. :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143748926904031952006-03-30T14:02:00.000-06:002006-03-30T14:02:00.000-06:00drama mama - That "dont touch me" phase happens a ...drama mama - That "dont touch me" phase happens a lot to me as well. That's when I just want go on a vacation by myself to unwind (yeah - like that will ever happen).MJ Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11464172189697890991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143748721790595102006-03-30T13:58:00.000-06:002006-03-30T13:58:00.000-06:00utenzi - good luck on gettin' sumthin-sumthin hehe...utenzi - good luck on gettin' sumthin-sumthin heheMJ Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11464172189697890991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143748663173232752006-03-30T13:57:00.000-06:002006-03-30T13:57:00.000-06:00boodafli - haha! Squirtin' is not the word...more ...boodafli - haha! Squirtin' is not the word...more like spray! That's hilarious!MJ Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11464172189697890991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143748540368191162006-03-30T13:55:00.000-06:002006-03-30T13:55:00.000-06:00Mrs. Fortune -- You'll be having some to share any...Mrs. Fortune -- You'll be having some to share anytime soon. hehe! Congrats on the lil one inside.MJ Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11464172189697890991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14007831.post-1143747941507924092006-03-30T13:45:00.000-06:002006-03-30T13:45:00.000-06:00Thanks for the comment on my blog. I just don't h...Thanks for the comment on my blog. I just don't have any good stories, but if I did, I would be happy to share them. I'm going through a "don't touch me" phase. My poor husband!Erica Hankshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11880163194972920422noreply@blogger.com