As most of you my regular readers already know that I own my own Sex Toy Parties Company and one of the biggest perk in doing this business is I get lots and lots of freebies and informations from Toy Manufacturers that either make me ooooh and aaaah or make me laugh and cry like crazy.
For the most part a sex toy is just another sex toy for me. I've seen them all, and nothing really ever surprises me anymore. But something topped that today after receiving a supposedly good offer I can't refuse from a Toy Manufacturer. A new product came out and I can't get over laughing and laughing over it. I found the product so ridiculous that it gave me the heebie jeebies. As if some men aren't intimidated enough, someone had to come up with something that appropriately came around at the time the movie LITTLE MAN are now out in theatres. Hmmm....amkes me wonder if the Wayans brothers are behind all this. hehe.
But I'm sorry to say ladies, this product I will NOT be carrying in my inventory, so if you would really like one (which I highly doubt, then you'd have to get it from their website. So go ahead and check out their site HERE, but keep in mind that it is quite a graphic site, so basically DON'T VIEW IT AT WORK!
And come back and let me know what you thought about the new product. This I have got to see.
Crazy Shirt Folding
| Beat this Martha Stewart! Everyone should fold a shirt like this. hehe. The video is in Japanese but it won't really matter. | |
Bedroom and Bathroom
Bedroom and Bathroom. Just about the only two places I want to stay in. I just really want to sleep, eat (in bed), and pee. Those who knows me in real life knows how much I love being pregnant. But everytime I'm in this stage of porcelain hugging I can't seem to wonder what I loved about being pregnant. I know, I know - this should be done soon...but man, I just want it to progress to where I'm feeling sexy about myself.
Ok enough about pregnancy (again...hehe), but who else is freakin hot? I mean temperature hot?! Shit, it is holy effin hot here in Southern California right now and as much as I'd like to stay indoors, I am running around for the last minute stuff for my SIL's upcoming wedding. The sun feels like it burns me down to my core, and the humid air wafting doesn't make it feel any easier.
I'm starting to get scared that the boys will really act up on the day of the wedding since they will be wearing tuxedoes. I can just imagine them..."Mama, I'm so hot..." like a million times throughout the whole wedding. All that added to to the stress of wondering if my 3 year old ring bearer will actually walk down the aisle. Any great suggestions in making sure my lil' one make it all the way to the front of the church? I told my husband maybe he should be holding one of those BIG circus lollipops to lure him into walking all the way....hehe
Ok enough about pregnancy (again...hehe), but who else is freakin hot? I mean temperature hot?! Shit, it is holy effin hot here in Southern California right now and as much as I'd like to stay indoors, I am running around for the last minute stuff for my SIL's upcoming wedding. The sun feels like it burns me down to my core, and the humid air wafting doesn't make it feel any easier.
I'm starting to get scared that the boys will really act up on the day of the wedding since they will be wearing tuxedoes. I can just imagine them..."Mama, I'm so hot..." like a million times throughout the whole wedding. All that added to to the stress of wondering if my 3 year old ring bearer will actually walk down the aisle. Any great suggestions in making sure my lil' one make it all the way to the front of the church? I told my husband maybe he should be holding one of those BIG circus lollipops to lure him into walking all the way....hehe
Damn I'm Good!
Last week on July 4th, I flew in to California from Chicago for a whole month of stay for my sister-in-law's upcoming wedding. All that explains how hard it has been for me to get online to blog. And I can also foresee that it will be this way for the next couple of weeks since I am here to help with the upcoming event. But I will be back visiting your blogs in no time.
Anyway, this is the first time I ever flew with the kids alone. My husband is still back in Chicago and won't be flying in until later. Imagine how scared I was figuring out how I could possibly fly with my 6 and 3 year old boys without having to fall from the dizzy spells I've been getting lately. You see, my boys have a tendency to throw up in plane rides. We fly with them quite often and everytime the plane finally lands, their stomach suddenly gets emptied out. Eeew I know. And for some reason they happen to do it both at the same exact time, at almost everytime. So imagine how scared I was this time that my husband will not be flying with us.
Prepared with 6 ziploc bags big enough to catch all the gross stuff, I braved through it all. And yes, they used up all 6 ziplocs and I am so proud to say -- not one stain in their clothes! With all my naseous powers I braved through it all. Funny how proud I felt that I managed the puke without anyone hearing or smelling us. Ok, let me step away from the computer and relieve my dry heavings from remembering all that happened...hehe
Anyway, this is the first time I ever flew with the kids alone. My husband is still back in Chicago and won't be flying in until later. Imagine how scared I was figuring out how I could possibly fly with my 6 and 3 year old boys without having to fall from the dizzy spells I've been getting lately. You see, my boys have a tendency to throw up in plane rides. We fly with them quite often and everytime the plane finally lands, their stomach suddenly gets emptied out. Eeew I know. And for some reason they happen to do it both at the same exact time, at almost everytime. So imagine how scared I was this time that my husband will not be flying with us.
Prepared with 6 ziploc bags big enough to catch all the gross stuff, I braved through it all. And yes, they used up all 6 ziplocs and I am so proud to say -- not one stain in their clothes! With all my naseous powers I braved through it all. Funny how proud I felt that I managed the puke without anyone hearing or smelling us. Ok, let me step away from the computer and relieve my dry heavings from remembering all that happened...hehe
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