I know, EEEEW, but really it is meant to be CRAB FORK!
Don't forget to bring your Crap Fork, for some Fried Crap and with Spicy Sauce too...mmmm
Anyone want some Doodoo Rice Pop? Maybe it's for a cleansing experience. hehe
Damn! I didn't know Eric Crapton was so famous in Japan!
Yeah, I know you've seen this one in here before. But do I give a crap? Ok everybody sing...If you're happy and you know it crap your hands!
Ok, now I'm going to bed. And oh yeah, I took them all from Engrish.com